1

The Act of Collecting

2

The Object’s Voice

3

Whoops, It Broke

4

The Better Mousetrap

5

Plumb Wore Out

6

Taste Changed

7

Owners Lost Faith

8

Owners Lost Interest

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Owners Grew Up

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nobody cared

11

Got Lost

12

Part of Something Bigger

13

Used Up

14

Better in the Afterlife

15

A Bad Idea in the First Place

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Never Made Enough

17

Provisional Utility

18

Made for One Use Only

19

Unintended Survivors

20

Mental Collections

21

So What’s Left?

22

Just in Time

About the Author

From the Author

From the field

From You

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chapter 15

A Bad Idea in the First Place

Wax Candy Unretouched Nudist-Colony Magazine Photographs Dionne Quintuplet Items Transferware Decals Paint by Numbers Self-Serving Recipe Booklets Bottoms-Up Glasses

Dionne Quintuplets dexterity game, c. 1936. Printed cardboard, glass, painted steel, and steel ball bearings, 3 1/2" high. USA

A Bad Idea in the First Place looks into objects that from the get-go were ill-conceived blunders made in innocence, misplaced zeal, or ill-will. As a consequence of the insensitivity that inspired them, they are infrequently encountered now (ex: wax candy, Dionne quintuplets artifacts, unretouched nudist colony photographs, decals, paintings by the numbers, self-serving recipe books, bottoms up glasses).